Yaoi, anime's best kept secret

i_am_envious @ 2006-03-05T12:09:00

2006-03-05T18:20:39Z

Man, Sam's been inactive for quite a while, huh? Heh. ::gloom:: My internet died. I mean, CRASHED AND BURNED. Around Feb. 1... So... I've been stealing time on Mama's computer... Just figured I'd see if anyone misses my presence... ::coughs:: ::crickets chirp:: TT.TT I expected that one... Ouch...

Well, anyway, I got a job! ^^ Sam's working now! And earning money! Erm... and... other than that... I'm pretty sure that's it...Gods, my life is so boring... ::stabs and dies::

...

::bleeds::

Okay, that's all. (Sam is semi-depressed but she shall remain happy... She SHALL remain happy....................................... ::cries:: )

Well, that's all, so I'll stop taking up your precious time... Ja!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

2005-12-25T22:55:07Z

You are Envy. Crafty, moody, and not all you appear
to be. Many things play behind your lucritive
smile, like the sweet promise of death.

What Full Metal Alchemist sin are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

That's gotta be the best present I've gotten today... Besides the Ipod, digital camera, and puppy! X3 My puppy's so cute... And you'll get to see him... eventually... When I figure out how to work that damned camera...

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! X) Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah (... Yeah, I don't know how to spell it...), Happy Kwanzaa, and all that good stuff!

i_am_envious @ 2005-11-24T18:21:00

2005-11-25T00:22:28Z

Fullmetal Alchemist LJ Pairing Generator! by Deathdesu
Username
Edward hooked up with:	dozie_kitty
Alphonse hooked up with:	ryshili
Roy hooked up with:	hieronymousb
Winry hooked up with:	murdar_sin
Havok hooked up with:	seyrarm
Hawkeye hooked up with:	touya_ice_angel
Fury hooked up with:	_x3__wrath_x3__
Envy hooked up with:	sora_sama
Lust hooked up with:	a_thought4_lust
Greed hooked up with:	murdar_sin
Scar hooked up with:	hieronymousb

Quiz created with MemeGen!

... Will it work this time?? I dunno... I've posted this thing twice, I think it's just being difficult now...

Anyway, on another note... sora_sama's such a lucky bitch. XD

It's all love, hun, all love. <3

i_am_envious @ 2005-11-23T22:10:00

2005-11-24T04:12:04Z

I GOT AIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!

All of you who read this need to IM me now.

therealpalmtree That's my sn.

Well, what are you waiting for?! IM ME!!!!

XD I'm so lonely...

i_am_envious @ 2005-11-20T18:46:00

2005-11-21T00:50:14Z

Woo! Finally, my sequel to Points of Authority ish out!!

n.n

Yeah, I know, about time, why didn't you write it sooner, blah, blah, blah...

Why didn't I write it sooner? Because I'm a procrastinator of the worst kind. n.n;;;

Hey, at least I'm honest about it. XD

But, seriously, it's called Dirty Little Secrets (Though I may change that title-- The more I see it, the more I dislike it...) and it's posted on ff.net... obviously...

I promised myself that I'd try a lemon in this one, too...

For those that haven't (like, all of you who choose to read this XD) Points of Authority must be read before Dirty Little Secrets, because I pick up right where I left off... So, spare yourself the confusion. n.n

Anyway, that's all!

i_am_envious @ 2005-11-15T21:17:00

2005-11-16T03:17:18Z

TT.TT ::wails:: I've been searching the web for Trance to Homunculus lyrics for EVER!!!!!!!! I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed them!!!!!! ::collapses on the floor in a puddle of overdramatics and fake angst:: AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

But, seriously, I will worship anyone that can find them for me. Preferably romanji, but English is... Well, okay, Romanji is definitely preferred...

I saw them SOMEWHERE on this site!! I know I did!!! AND I DIDN'T ADD IT TO MY MEMORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! ::wails some more::

Okay, it's official, YELLOW Generation is the best fucking band ever.

EVER.

I'd say they own, but only Envy owns enough to be mentioned by me. XDDD

WOOOOO!!

2005-11-14T22:53:22Z

I'm so excited.

I get to participate in a debate tomorrow... Okay, it may be next Tuesday, but eventually... about gay marriage.

^_______________^ I'm on the pro-gay marriage side.

Oh, yeah, my argument is gonna kick ass.

I may post it here when I'm done, though I doubt anyone will care... u.u

XD Just kidding. I may post it anyway, though no one will read it...

Kinda makes me wonder where all my friends got to...

OOh! Lookie! New icon!! Isn't it sad? I felt a pang in my heart when I saw it, yes I did.

...

::pets Envy, whom she has leashed and collared, attached to her wrist:: n.n He makes a good pet...

I mean that in several ways. XDDDDDDD

Oh, man, I crack myself up.

i_am_envious @ 2005-11-12T19:03:00

2005-11-13T01:05:47Z

Ohmygod. I'm watching DBZ, which is totally out of character, because I hate that show, but anyway. Raditz was, like, stomping on Goku's chest, and Goku was screaming all girly-like, cuz, you know, he was in pain, and that's how people scream when they're in pain, and he was going "I want you to beg for mercy!!" and Goku's still screaming, and Raditz goes "Oh, I guess you're not going to scream for me..."

Okay, now, imagine three teenaged girls watching this, totally Gravitation-obsessed.

It sounds like Goku's getting raped.

I mean, if you don't watch it, and you hear this:

"I want you to beg for mercy!!"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Come on.... I mean, come on.

XD I'm, like, laughing my ass off now.

i_am_envious @ 2005-11-09T21:38:00

2005-11-10T03:39:46Z

Uh, okay, so I change my setup and such, you know, background, layout, the whole nine yards, and I go to check it out, and all my black font can't be seen.

-.-

Life's a bitch, ya know?

Yo, peoples!!

2005-11-09T02:11:56Z

Hello, hello! Sorry I haven't updated in so long... You know, because you guys have noticed... -.-

I GOT THE INTERNET ALL SET UP!!!! ::begins celebrating::

Anyway, that means new e-mail address for Sam! It's now kitarachan2@midsouth.rr.com
Please e-mail things there from now on, seeing as how I'm never going to be able to check my beloved AOL account again. TT.TT It has served me well... I am going to go get AIM momentarily, though. n.n

Erm... Oh, yeah, since I haven't updated in so long, obviously, I missed Hallowe'en and my birthday. Oct. 29th, and most of you actually remembered! You have no idea how loved that makes me feel. Seriously. ::cries and glomp-of-doom's you all::

Erm... Oh, and Happy Hallowe'en!! Since I missed it... I may do the whole trick-or-treat thing, since I missed it and all... Yes, Sam's going to go trick-or-treating in November. XD Only me, you guys, only me.

Well, anyway, there are comments I must respond to and things I must do! Ta-ta!!

i_am_envious @ 2005-10-24T15:38:00

2005-10-24T20:53:26Z

::siiiiiiiigh:: Okay, we just moved, so I lost my AIM. u.u Oh well. I can still talk to my friends on LJ, at least until I get my computer...

My math teacher was telling me (well, not me, the class...) this story that one of the preps ::shudders:: in his earlier classes told him... Totally pointless, one of those stories that make you go "WTF? Why would someone even talk about this??" ::rolls eyes::

Anyway, when he was done, I thanked him for wasting five minutes of my life.

TT.TT I'm so saaaaaad... I want my computer!! ::ish very yaoi-deprived:: ::curles up in a ball, shaking:: Maybe I'll go find Envy and Edo and make them do naughty things... ::cackles::

That was a joke. You should be laughing... O.o

Okay, I'll quit whining now. XD

i_am_envious @ 2005-10-09T11:48:00

2005-10-09T16:50:05Z

You are Envy!

Which Homunculus Are You?
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Did you know that everyone at school actually calls me Envy? I tried to get my teachers to, but none of them will... ::pout::

i_am_envious @ 2005-10-09T11:24:00

2005-10-09T16:36:04Z

TWENTY DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY!! I is so excited. I already got a car from my mom. ^^ It's a Land Rover, it's so cute... I wanto to paint it dark green and get the Oroboros painted on it...

Yeah, she said no way. She likes the color it is now.

My friends are going to buy me dvds! I think only 1-4 are out in America now, though... And I already have 1... But that's alright. ^^ Three more isn't bad.

If they remember, that is.

I'm also going to hit up some of my rich friends (are you laughing? Cuz I am... Like I have rich friends... Yeah, right........... Okay, there's one...) to get me some FMA shirts from Hot Topic. ^^ They really need to start selling the Envy figurine there! I want it so unbelievably bad!!

Unfortunately, I don't get to have a huge mega-party for my sweet sixteen... u.u Oh well. I don't have to. We're probably only going to the movies and to the mall... At least to the movies. I'm pretty sure we're going to see Saw 2, cuz the first one was so awesome. ^^

>< Argh, I only get to invite, like, three people, and they don't even get to spend the night. This sucks... Ah, well. Life goes on, ne? n.n

So, yeah. I think that's all... Yeah... I should start typing up my next story now... Oh! Hey, you guys (or whomever happens to read this) should go read my fic! I just finished it, it's called Points of Authority, it's posted on fanfiction.net, and it's an Endvy story! Yeah! Go read it! And review on it. ^^

... Just don't give up on the first chapter, I was kinda at a loss on what to write. It gets better, I swear! ^^

i_am_envious @ 2005-10-08T15:14:00

2005-10-08T20:26:38Z

Enlightened
You know about 100 % there is to know about alchemy.

You know the truth about alchemy and there are very little that surpass your knowledge in the field.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 95% on Knowledge

Link: The Full Metal Alchemist Test written by Koudanshi on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Heh... Yes, I am obsessed. It is sad... But sad in a good way. Happy sad. n.n

i_am_envious @ 2005-10-08T14:14:00

2005-10-08T19:25:32Z

True Story. A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage. The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshiped Satan. A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.

If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness.

i_am_envious @ 2005-10-07T17:19:00

2005-10-07T22:27:23Z

Edward Elric

Full Metal Alchemist Character Quiz
brought to you by Quizilla

... ::sigh:: Envy is never important enough to be put on any of these, have you noticed?? THAT SUCKS!! ::pout, sulk::

Oh, well, Ed's the next best thing. ^^

i_am_envious @ 2005-10-06T20:43:00

2005-10-07T01:48:47Z

Which Fullmetal Alchemist yaoi pairing are you?
Created by Nalavashi

Yeah!

i_am_envious @ 2005-10-06T20:24:00

2005-10-07T01:37:46Z

::shifty eyes:: I honestly have nothing to say... I just had this compulsion to update my journal...

Oh, I finally stopped procrastinating and did the stupid Chem. project...

The class period before it was due. XD Got a 100, though... I work well under pressure...

... I think I failed my English nine weeks test... I have no idea what the difference between transitive active, transitive passive, intransitive complete, and intransitive linking is, so I made some stuff up. It's worked in the past, so...

And I didn't even get done with my math test. Yes, tenth grade, Gifted English, one of the few intellectuals in my whole school, and I'm in Algebra I. Everyone else in the Gifted program is in at least Geometry, if not Honors Geometry or Honors Algebra or Algebra II.

... I feel so slow... TT.TT

I really want some cookies...

2005-10-04T21:50:13Z

I just made some, but I burned them... So... They kinda suck... I'd feed them to my cats, but I've found they don't like cookies much...

I got a house! Well, not I, but we... My mother, sister, and I. Yesh. And it has a pool!! WOO!!

Unfortunately, my dad gets to keep my computer. -.- (Divorce... That's why we're moving...) But, hey, maybe I'll end up getting a laptop!

...

Yeah, I didn't think it was very likely, either. ::tears::

I'm working on an EdxEnvy fic... I was going to make it a one-shot, but I don't think it wants to be. It's getting lengthy...

Anyone know how to work those little LJ cut things? Cuz I don't. ^^;; Yeah, I'm so technically illiterate... Don't laugh...

i_am_envious @ 2005-10-02T21:22:00

2005-10-03T02:24:17Z

Ohmygod... Dark Humor, anyone read it? The end (? Is it the end? No! He can't!! That's not fair, damnit!!) ... Oh my god, I'm like, sobbing, and my mom is looking at me funny, but that was so unbelievably depressing... I'm going to go to my room and sob now...

i_am_envious @ 2005-10-02T20:24:00

2005-10-03T01:29:29Z

Is it just me, or is the weekend not long enough? No, I know it isn't me. Two days isn't enough me time.

Oh! I'm so happy, they didn't give Wrath a crappy voice like they did Envy! I had totally forgotten how feminine they make him sound... >< That isn't right...

However, that picture of him sitting in the window, bathed in moonlight...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Is it just me, or is he so hot it's... Well, sinful, if you'll forgive the pun... Which you probably won't, but that's okay.

......... Still haven't done that Chemistry project...

Friday! Yay!

2005-10-01T01:03:06Z

Ugh. End of the week. Finally. I swear, I've been so out of it this week. I missed a day of school, so I kept thinking today was Thursday, so, in essence, I forgot my choir form thingies, my choir fee, and my Chemistry project. ... Well, okay, I didn't forget my Chem. project, I just didn't do it.